- A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
- Groucho Marx on Funny
- A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
- Bobby Darin on Funny
- A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
- Milton Berle on Funny
- A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin on Funny
- A film that I love is 'Raising Arizona' and that's funny but it's quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. I'd love to do something like that. Who knows?
- Stephen Moyer on Funny
- A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck on Funny
- A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.
- Barbara Corcoran on Funny
- A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times.
- Billy Corgan on Funny
- A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw on Funny
- A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
- A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
- Kevin Nealon on Funny
- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
- Steven Wright on Funny
- A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
- Laurence J. Peter on Funny
- A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
- Ernest Hemingway on Funny
- A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
- Yogi Berra on Funny
- A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
- Don Marquis on Funny
- A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key.
- Jennifer Lopez on Funny
- A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
- Claude Pepper on Funny
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- Lana Turner on Funny
- A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
- Spike Milligan on Funny
- A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
- Jerry Seinfeld on Funny
- A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
- David Brenner on Funny
- A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
- Mitch Hedberg on Funny
- A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
- Oliver Herford on Funny
- A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
- Bill Cosby on Funny
- Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
- Harold Ramis on Funny
- Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.
- Maynard James Keenan on Funny
- Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
- Luis Bunuel on Funny
- All generalizations are false, including this one.
- Mark Twain on Funny
- All men are equal before fish.
- Herbert Hoover on Funny
- All my children inherited perfect pitch.
- Chevy Chase on Funny
- All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
- Groucho Marx on Funny
- All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
- Casey Stengel on Funny
- All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
- Lewis Black on Funny
- All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
- Mitch Hedberg on Funny
- Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
- Nigella Lawson on Funny
- Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
- Bill Cosby on Funny
- Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
- Margaret Mead on Funny
- Always remember your kid's name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don't let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers... for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.
- Amy Poehler on Funny
- And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me.
- Drew Brees on Funny
- And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It's a funny little game to play and it's a slippery slope. I always say to myself I'm never going to give anything away because there's never any point or benefit for me.
- Kristen Stewart on Funny
- And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that's funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there's all kinds of advantages to it.
- Al Franken on Funny
- And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did.
- James Denton on Funny
- And regardless of the fact that in this country, certainly in the arts, we treat comedy as a second-class citizen, I've never thought of it that way. I've always thought it to be important. The last time I looked, the Greeks were holding up two masks. I've always thought of it not only as having equal value, but as the craft of it, being funny.
- Jeff Daniels on Funny
- And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.
- Fran Drescher on Funny
- And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.
- Molly Ivins on Funny
- And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.
- Matt Stone on Funny
- And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.
- Nigella Lawson on Funny
- Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.
- Michael Morpurgo on Funny
- Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Hedy Lamarr on Funny
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