- Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
- Victor Hugo on Funny
- Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
- Bill Cosby on Funny
- Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
- Josh Billings on Funny
- Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
- Fran Lebowitz on Funny
- Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.
- Cathy Guisewite on Funny
- For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.
- George A. Romero on Funny
- For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We see people shot, killed and blown up, and we find it funny and sexy and all those things. But, the reality of it is that every day people die, and people are really sad and they grieve and they go through a really difficult process with it.
- Michael Sheen on Funny
- For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.
- Kevin James on Funny
- For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define why a person would be funny. It's a word that I can't define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it.
- Wallace Shawn on Funny
- For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
- James Herriot on Funny
- For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt... misogynist streak is too strong a term - but a dismissiveness.
- Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
- William Arthur Ward on Funny
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- George Carlin on Funny
- From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
- Funny enough, if you are looking at people these days who are putting Botox in their face and getting all sorts of plastic surgery, we look at them and go, I can tell you've had Botox. I can tell you've had plastic surgery. You look really strange to me. But no one's saying anything. We're just accepting the fact that they're strange-looking.
- Guy Pearce on Funny
- Funny is an attitude.
- Flip Wilson on Funny
- Funny is funny is funny.
- Bob Newhart on Funny
- Funny is funny.
- Don Rickles on Funny
- Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
- Flip Wilson on Funny
- Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
- Chris Rock on Funny
- Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
- Michael Caine on Funny
- Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
- Rowan Atkinson on Funny
- Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
- Gabrielle Reece on Funny
- Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.
- Jerry B. Jenkins on Funny
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