"And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"Life is precious and there's not a lot of room for anger."
"I have been dairy free for several years, and I started because I felt it was going to reduce my allergies, which it did, and help me lose weight, which it did."
"Being famous gets me good concert tickets, good tables in restaurants, good seats at sporting events and that's really about it."
"I had my moments when I got very frightened that I would not recover."
"I've gone very far, far away, but my character keeps me close to home."