- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns on Funny
- Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
- Marilyn Vos Savant on Funny
- He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be.
- Colin Quinn on Funny
- He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor on Funny
- Hemingway seems to be in a funny position. People nowadays can't identify with him closely as a member of their own generation, and he isn't yet historical.
- Leslie Fiedler on Funny
- Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
- Dennis Miller on Funny
- Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film 'Funny Girl' at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate bars, and hang out with all those friends you blew off to hang out with your ex. I truly believe that, through a combination of Nutella, old pals and Barbra Streisand, we can achieve happiness and, very probably, world peace.
- Beth Ditto on Funny
- Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people.
- Dax Shepard on Funny
- Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense.
- Tippi Hedren on Funny
- Hollywood's just not funny.
- Chris Rock on Funny
- Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
- Phyllis Diller on Funny
- How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
- Spike Milligan on Funny
- How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- Emo Philips on Funny
- Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
- George M. Cohan on Funny
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