- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine on Funny
- Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking 'Can women be funny?' People still ask that. It's like asking: 'Can women breathe in and out?'
- Julie Walters on Funny
- Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
- Robert Orben on Funny
- On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.
- Theodore Bikel on Funny
- One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably.
- John Hodgman on Funny
- One lion thinks it's just hilarious to tackle us. He's very funny about it... and we always know when it will happen.
- Tippi Hedren on Funny
- One man's folly is another man's wife.
- Helen Rowland on Funny
- One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.
- William Feather on Funny
- One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
- Bill Murray on Funny
- One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
- Ronald Reagan on Funny
- One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.
- Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
- Lee Trevino on Funny
- Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
- Laurence J. Peter on Funny
- Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
- Lewis Mumford on Funny
- Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests, fantasy, confrontation and all that.
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