Famous Quotes

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."

Oliver Herford on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Oliver Herford

• "Age, like distance lends a double charm."

• "Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it."

• "Only the young die good."

• "A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well."

• "A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well."