- Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
- Howard Stern on Funny
- You can go to a play that is enjoyable because it's funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play that's enjoyable because it's 'disturbing.'
- Wallace Shawn on Funny
- You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
- Milton Berle on Funny
- You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do.
- Hank Azaria on Funny
- You can't be funny if you don't have good material.
- Matt LeBlanc on Funny
- You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
- Colin Quinn on Funny
- You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
- You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.
- Denis Leary on Funny
- You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.
- Terry Bradshaw on Funny
- You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.
- Larry David on Funny
- You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the character.
- David R. Ellis on Funny
- You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
- Lily Tomlin on Funny
- You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There's no way to predict what is good or bad. You just do what you think is funny, and either it works or you're finished. It's impossible to predict anything.
- Colin Quinn on Funny
- You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.
- Rush Limbaugh on Funny
- You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.
- Donald Trump on Funny
- You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
- Don Rickles on Funny
- You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises - I don't see that happening to me.
- Harry Connick, Jr. on Funny
- You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.
- Jamie Foxx on Funny
- You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough.
- You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end.
- Fiona Apple on Funny
- You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, I'd never make another comedy. You couldn't pick a less funny group than critics - you couldn't find a more bitter group of people!
- Todd Phillips on Funny
- You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.
- Lawrence Kasdan on Funny
- You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
- Colin Quinn on Funny
- You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
- Steve Irwin on Funny
- You need to be silly to be funny.
- William Shatner on Funny
- You see much more of your children once they leave home.
- Lucille Ball on Funny
- You're only as good as your last haircut.
- Fran Lebowitz on Funny
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