- Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
- Samuel Butler on Funny
- Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
- Chevy Chase on Funny
- People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
- Ellen DeGeneres on Funny
- People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the space of a second or a minute. You're laughing one minute and you're crying the next and that's just life for me, and that is what people are like.
- Sally Hawkins on Funny
- People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.
- People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.
- Sheryl Crow on Funny
- People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.
- Mindy Kaling on Funny
- People forget how outcast 'They Might Be Giants' can be. They have a reputation for writing really deft, funny, clever melodies, and they also make a lot of music for kids, which is terrific, but when you see them in concert, they can rock the house.
- John Hodgman on Funny
- People just don't laugh when their family is violated, and you don't shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It's a funny, primitive instinct.
- Phillip Noyce on Funny
- People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'
- Al Yankovic on Funny
- People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
- Richard Russo on Funny
- People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.
- Mark Ruffalo on Funny
- People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
- Logan P. Smith on Funny
- People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be.
- Philip Seymour Hoffman on Funny
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov on Funny
- Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something.
- Michael Pollan on Funny
- Polite conversation is rarely either.
- Fran Lebowitz on Funny
- Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
- Paul Lynde on Funny
- Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
- Don Marquis on Funny
- Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
- James Thurber on Funny
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