- California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
- Fred Allen on Funny
- Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
- Ogden Nash on Funny
- Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
- Steve Martin on Funny
- Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.
- Justin Bieber on Funny
- Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way.
- Tom Hiddleston on Funny
- Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
- P. J. O'Rourke on Funny
- Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
- James Lipton on Funny
- Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
- Joan Rivers on Funny
- Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.
- Marlon Wayans on Funny
- Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.
- Larry Hagman on Funny
- Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
- Peter Ustinov on Funny
- Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?' It's such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy.
- Todd Phillips on Funny
- Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
- Norm MacDonald on Funny
- Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.
- Johnny Vegas on Funny
- Communism is like one big phone company.
- Lenny Bruce on Funny
- Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- Steven Wright on Funny
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