"You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."
Lana Turner on Funny"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ron White on Funny"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby on Funny"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey on Funny"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard on Funny"Loved. You can't use it in the past tense. Death does not stop that love at all."
"People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense."
"Nowhere else in history has there ever been a flag that stands for the right to burn itself. This is the fractal of our flag. It stands for the right to destroy itself."
"People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense."
"The Grateful Dead are our religion. This is a religion that doesn't pay homage to the God that all the other religions pay homage to."