Famous Quotes

"You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end."

Fiona Apple on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Fiona Apple

• "The age thing really bugs me. Do people have more of a right to not like what I say because I'm 19?"

• "When you're surrounded by all these people, it can be even lonelier than when you're by yourself. You can be in a huge crowd, but if you don't feel like you can trust anybody or talk to anybody, you feel like you're really alone."

• "I got a lot of problems, but I'm really good at intuiting what I need to do to be happy with whatever I create. I know when to stop myself, I know when to start, I know when to leave something alone. I guess I just kind of indulge that completely, and so I just take my time."

• "Because for whatever reason, even though I want to stay home all the time and be left alone, I want to tell the world who I am now."

• "For me, the best times are always going to be the most intense, the ones with the highest highs and the lowest lows."