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"Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish."

Chevy Chase on Funny

More quotes about Funny

  • "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

    Lana Turner on Funny

  • "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

    Ron White on Funny

  • "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

    Bill Cosby on Funny

  • "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

    Jim Carrey on Funny

  • "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

    Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Chevy Chase

  • "I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem."

  • "Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else."

  • "All my children inherited perfect pitch."

  • "A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me."

  • "I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good."

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