Famous Quotes

"People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading."

Logan P. Smith on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Logan P. Smith

• "The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood."

• "What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?"

• "If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth."

• "We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast."

• "It takes a great man to give sound advice tactfully, but a greater to accept it graciously."