Famous Quotes

"One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute."

William Feather on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by William Feather

• "One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young."

• "Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age."

• "Women lie about their age men lie about their income."

• "That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally."

• "The best sermon is preached by the minister who has a sermon to preach and not by the man who has to preach a sermon."