Famous Quotes

"O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet."

Saint Augustine on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Saint Augustine

• "What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around me and sure enough, I would be lashed with the red-hot pokers or jealousy, by suspicions and fear, by burst of anger and quarrels."

• "Thou must be emptied of that wherewith thou art full, that thou mayest be filled with that whereof thou art empty."

• "Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul."

• "Beauty is indeed a good gift of God but that the good may not think it a great good, God dispenses it even to the wicked."

• "Love is the beauty of the soul."