Famous Quotes

"Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday."

Jerry B. Jenkins on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Jerry B. Jenkins

• "Writers write. Dreamers talk about it."

• "Of course, bad marriages are so pervasive that they have invaded the faith community too."

• "Broken relationships are a source of heavy heartbreak that seem to affect every family."

• "I fear it's because religion is man's attempt to reach God, and when he feels he has succeeded, he cannot abide anyone else's claim to have done the same."

• "Gil Thorpe is a great diversion and is to book writing as poetry is to prose."