Famous Quotes

"Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed."

Josh Billings on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Josh Billings

• "I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry."

• "The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust."

• "The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way."

• "One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs."

• "The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout."