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"Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you."

Joan Rivers on Funny

More quotes about Funny

  • "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

    Lana Turner on Funny

  • "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

    Ron White on Funny

  • "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

    Bill Cosby on Funny

  • "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

    Jim Carrey on Funny

  • "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

    Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Joan Rivers

  • "The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."

  • "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

  • "I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented."

  • "Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."

  • "The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

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