Famous Quotes

"Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?"

Ogden Nash on Funny

More quotes about Funny

• "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

  Lana Turner on Funny

• "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

  Ron White on Funny

• "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

  Bill Cosby on Funny

• "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

  Jim Carrey on Funny

• "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

  Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Ogden Nash

• "Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."

• "Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

• "A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

• "Happiness is having a scratch for every itch."

• "There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all."