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"Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering."

Marilyn vos Savant on Funny

More quotes about Funny

  • "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."

    Lana Turner on Funny

  • "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

    Ron White on Funny

  • "A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

    Bill Cosby on Funny

  • "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

    Jim Carrey on Funny

  • "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."

    Elbert Hubbard on Funny

More quotes by Marilyn vos Savant

  • "Be able to live alone, even if you don't want to and think you will never find it necessary."

  • "Understand why casinos and racetracks stay in business - the gambler always loses over the long term."

  • "Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway."

  • "Know how to travel from your town to a nearby town without a car, either by bus or by rail."

  • "I think change is possible, but only for individuals who were never truly gay in the first place and who have a strong personal motivation to recover their heterosexuality."

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