- Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
- Jim Bishop on Dating
- We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.
- Betty Dodson on Dating
- We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.
- Moon Unit Zappa on Dating
- Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
- Jack Nicholson on Dating
- Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love.
- Rashida Jones on Dating
- What I remember most about junior homecoming was my date getting sick afterwards. That kinda sucked. Then, senior year, someone got gum in her hair when we were dancing. She had to get one of the chaperones to take her to the office and cut up her hair. I felt really bad for her, but it worked out fine.
- James Lafferty on Dating
- When I started dating I had this kind of Romeo and Juliet, fateful romantic idea about love which was almost that you were a victim and there was a lot of pain involved and that was how it should be.
- Emma Watson on Dating
- When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
- Louis C. K. on Dating
- Which is, I'm an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.
- Garry Shandling on Dating
- Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, 'He's very odd, but he likes to cook. He's creepy, but he makes good pancakes!'
- Zoe Lister-Jones on Dating
- Work takes up a lot of my brain space. So when I work, it's one thing. I don't have a lot of time to think about dating.
- Chris Pine on Dating
- Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.
- Doug Coupland on Dating
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