"Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, 'He's very odd, but he likes to cook. He's creepy, but he makes good pancakes!'"
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."
Mae West on Dating"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."
Keanu Reeves on Dating"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
Mitch Hedberg on Dating"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."
Keith Sweat on Dating"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."
Wayne Dyer on Dating"We are very puritan in America. We still hold true to these really antiquated values, this idea of the sanctity of marriage."
"In my view, relationship movies never get old because humanity will never not be confounded by their relationships."
"The secret to a long-lasting relationship is perpetually imagining the worst. It's a world view tracing back to my Eastern European ancestry and one I draw upon regularly."