Famous Quotes

"We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one."

Moon Unit Zappa on Dating

More quotes about Dating

• "Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."

  Mae West on Dating

• "Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."

  Keanu Reeves on Dating

• "I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."

  Mitch Hedberg on Dating

• "You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."

  Keith Sweat on Dating

• "Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."

  Wayne Dyer on Dating

More quotes by Moon Unit Zappa

• "I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me."

• "My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long sleeves."

• "Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something."

• "If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after."

• "I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad."