Famous Quotes

"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."

Jim Bishop on Dating

More quotes about Dating

• "Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."

  Mae West on Dating

• "Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."

  Keanu Reeves on Dating

• "I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."

  Mitch Hedberg on Dating

• "You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."

  Keith Sweat on Dating

• "Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."

  Wayne Dyer on Dating

More quotes by Jim Bishop

• "A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It is conceived, born, grows up and dies of old age in a day."

• "When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell on the amount of love and treasure and patience parents poured into bodies no longer suitable for open caskets?"

• "It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far away as one minute ago."

• "When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell on the amount of love and treasure and patience parents poured into bodies no longer suitable for open caskets?"

• "Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun."