- Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
- Robert Benchley on Pet
- Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
- Martha Scott on Pet
- Dogs are my favorite people.
- Richard Dean Anderson on Pet
- Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
- Roger Caras on Pet
- Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
- Milan Kundera on Pet
- Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
- Max Eastman on Pet
- Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
- Ann Landers on Pet
- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
- George Carlin on Pet
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