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"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."

George Carlin on Pet

More quotes about Pet

  • "No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."

    Abraham Lincoln on Pet

  • "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

    Winston Churchill on Pet

  • "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

    Robert A. Heinlein on Pet

  • "Time spent with cats is never wasted."

    Sigmund Freud on Pet

  • "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

    Josh Billings on Pet

More quotes by George Carlin

  • "If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."

  • "By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth."

  • "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

  • "Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time."

  • "At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."

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