Famous Quotes

"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."

Robert Benchley on Pet

More quotes about Pet

• "No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."

  Abraham Lincoln on Pet

• "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."

  Winston Churchill on Pet

• "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

  Robert A. Heinlein on Pet

• "Time spent with cats is never wasted."

  Sigmund Freud on Pet

• "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

  Josh Billings on Pet

More quotes by Robert Benchley

• "A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."

• "I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."

• "A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."

• "You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it."

• "It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."