Shell gets 1st class party

Nipple licking, streaking, snogging, and spanking - no, its not Michelle and Stu under the covers, it's a Big Brother bash.

11:30 08 July 2004

Nipple licking, streaking, snogging, and spanking - no, its not Michelle and Stu under the covers, it's a Big Brother bash.

Last night Big Brother flooded the house with alcohol for the first time since Michelle and Emma returned from the bedsit - and it was all in honour of Shell.

The blonde history of art student asked Big Brother to let her know how she did in her degree - if she was still in the house when the results came out.

And yesterday, in the middle of the spelling test task, the shepherdess was asked to spell the word "graduate" - then told that she had become one, with first class honours.

While the housemates failed the task overall, Big Brother decided to celebrate Shell's special day.

Stu collected a laminate from the Diary Room and went to tell Shell that she was about to get her fondest wish.

A week or two ago Shell said she so needed alcohol and something sweet that she would have sex with Dan, or anyone else, if she got some wine and chocolate.

Yesterday the store room was opened to reveal large amounts of wine, chocolate cake, scotch eggs and party nibbles.

To make the event more special Big Brother also gave the housemates graduation gowns and mortarboards.

Given their first alcohol for weeks, things went rapidly, not to mention predictably, downhill.

Shell decided to streak - with nothing more than a mortarboard to cover her naughty bits - as the gang played kiss, truth or dare.

The game left Becki and Dan sharing a sizzling snog after Victor ran away claiming he did not want to be part of any game that could see him kiss Jay.

However, he was not adverse to the next stage of the game which saw him strip Becki's nipple of jam - with his tongue.

Not to be outdone, Nadia jammed up both of her enhanced bosoms and presented them to first to Jason, then to Stu and Dan at the same time.

"It was like trying to find a cherry in a blancmange," observed an unimpressed Dan.

Michelle decided at this stage that she had been left out of the action for long enough, dropped her clothes, then repeated Shell's trick and ran round the garden with only a mortarboard to protect her modesty.

The whole night was rounded off with a bout of spanking as Nadia and Becki administered "punishment" to the bare buttocks of Jason and Victor.

I wonder how they felt in the morning?