- Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
- Rodney Dangerfield on God
- Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
- Joan Rivers on God
- You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure about you. We were born to manifest the glory of God that is within us.
- Marianne Williamson on God
- You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
- Anne Lamott on God
- You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know.
- Jim Bakker on God
- You cannot believe in God until you believe in yourself.
- Swami Vivekananda on God
- You cannot do anything without God.It's a profound and elemental truth. Not, you cannot do most things without God. You will not be able to do anything that you want, truly, in fulfillment, without God.
- Marco Rubio on God
- You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them.
- Desmond Tutu on God
- You don't look out there for God, something in the sky, you look in you.
- Alan Watts on God
- You hear a lot about God these days: God, the beneficent God, the all-great God, the Almighty God, the most powerful God, the giver of life God, the creator of death. I mean, we're hearing about God all the time, so we better learn how to deal with it. But if we know anything about God, God is arbitrary.
- You know what the Englishman's idea of compromise is? He says, Some people say there is a God. Some people say there is no God. The truth probably lies somewhere between these two statements.
- William Butler Yeats on God
- You know, God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball.
- LeBron James on God
- You know, it's ironic to me that Christians want to keep the Ten Commandments in our schools, because Christianity has abrogated four of the Ten Commandments. For example, the Sabbath day according to the Ten Commandments is Saturday, not Sunday. And the reason is because God rested, not because Jesus was resurrected.
- Alan Dershowitz on God
- You may call God love, you may call God goodness. But the best name for God is compassion.
- Meister Eckhart on God
- You may make some mistakes - but that doesn't make you a sinner. You've got the very nature of God on the inside of you.
- Joel Osteen on God
- You never know God is all you need until God is all you have.
- Rick Warren on God
- You were made by God and for God, and until you understand that, life will never make sense.
- Rick Warren on God
- You will reciprocally promise love, loyalty and matrimonial honesty. We only want for you this day that these words constitute the principle of your entire life and that with the help of divine grace you will observe these solemn vows that today, before God, you formulate.
- Pope John Paul II on God
- You're just left with yourself all the time, whatever you do anyway. You've got to get down to your own God in your own temple. It's all down to you, mate.
- John Lennon on God
- Your belief in God is merely an escape from your monotonous, stupid and cruel life.
- Jiddu Krishnamurti on God
- Your best friend and worst enemy are both in this room right now. It's not your neighbor right or left - and it's not God or the devil - it's you.
- Edwin Louis Cole on God
- Your faithfulness makes you trustworthy to God.
- Edwin Louis Cole on God
- Your God is ever beside you - indeed, He is even within you.
- Alphonsus Liguori on God
- Your idol is shattered in the dust to prove that God's dust is greater than your idol.
- Rabindranath Tagore on God
- Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.
- Leo Buscaglia on God
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