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"Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'"

Rodney Dangerfield on God

More quotes about God

  • "Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."

    Abraham Lincoln on God

  • "We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."

    Mother Teresa on God

  • "When the solution is simple, God is answering."

    Albert Einstein on God

  • "While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."

    Maya Angelou on God

  • "Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."

    Lawrence Welk on God

More quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

  • "I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table."

  • "With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."

  • "With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me."

  • "My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive."

  • "I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it."

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