Vic's clothes crisis

Victor is in a bit of a pickle, he has nothing to wear if he is given the boot on Friday.

11:35 14 July 2004

Victor is in a bit of a pickle, after the shock (to him anyway) of finding out he is currently facing the public vote, the man who refers to himself as "Slick" has nothing to wear if he is given the boot.

The problem arises as, a couple of weeks ago, Shell decided to lend a helping hand and unpacked for him. Unsurprisingly, after weeks crammed into a draw at the bottom of his bed, his eviction outfit was crumpled.

The blonde shepherdess decided to hang the clothes out to de-crease them, leaving his jacket over a lamp. The move predictably left Victor's jacket burned and him without an outfit.

"What the f*** am I gonna wear on Friday?" he asked Big Brother yesterday.

"I can't leave here looking like a dog's dinner," he added.

After several hours in deep thought he found a solution, the Londoner marched into the Diary Room and told Big Brother to furnish him with a new black suit along with a white shirt and black tie.

"You've got my measurements," he added.

But then again he thinks that come Monday morning he will still be there.

"I really don't think I am gonna go on Friday," Vic told Stuart late last night.

"I think it's still early in the game for the Slick man to be walking off."

Bookies would seem to agree. Ahmed is odds-on favourite to spend and evening with Davina, although Victor (at 6/1) is the next most likely to go.

"I don't expect to win it if I'm honest," admitted a shockingly modest Vic.

"Surviving this [round of evictions] could give me an indicator that I'm doing alright, [that] you're not the greatest loved person but you're doing okay."

Or that people just hate Ahmed more. . .