Stu falling for Michelle?

Today in the Diary Room Stuart tried to explain his true feelings for wannabe Page 3 girl Michelle.

17:55 23 June 2004

Today in the Diary Room Stuart tried to explain his true feelings for wannabe Page 3 girl Michelle.

"We had a chat last night and cleared the air, maybe," he explained.

"[At first] I was, like, wearing like a protective suit of armour, guarding my inner most core of me," the grade A student explained.

"[But now] it's kinda like the suit of armour has a hole in it and everyone can see in!"

Our Stu went on to explain he was now feeling very exposed (which may go some way to explaining the beard).

"Having a romantic relationship exposes your innermost being," the long-haired lover revealed.

Big Brother next asked how he now feels about the girl who calls him "Chicken".

The answer was straightforward: "Excellent!" he beamed.