13:20 08 April 2010
Spoiler alert! Unlucky-in-love Weatherfield resident Graeme Proctor will find himself being fought over by two of the Street's hottest women.
The butcher, played by Craig Gazey, will get himself into a love triangle with saucy minx Rosie Webster and sexy Tina McIntyre but the course of true love unsurprisingly doesn't run smoothly for the hapless male.
Unlikely Casanova, Graeme soon becomes close to Tina (Michelle Keegan) after she tries to commit suicide. But when Rosie (Helen Flanigan) finally agrees to go for a drink with him, he stands her up, believing Tina needs him more.
In a comical turn of events, Graeme attempts to excuse the fact he didn't up by pretending he was mugged – ripping his clothes and smearing ketchup on his face to prove it.
However his 'foolproof' plan is thwarted when Rosie smells a rat (or tomato sauce in this case) and angrily scorns: "You're just a pathetic, cringing, snivelling worm with ketchup spread all over your face.
"No one ever stands me up and gets a second chance. Go as far away as possible and just roll up and die!"