8. Joe Simpson
Worst moment: Creepily praising his daughter's sexiness
Any man with at least one good eye knows that Jessica Simpson has an amazing chest on her. But things got a bit strange when her dad started publicly commenting on her fun bags. Call us old fashioned, but pops shouldn't be saying things like: "She's got double Ds" or "You can't cover those suckers up." Even though it's perfectly true.