5. There’s an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman who each buy a pint of beer in a pub. Unfortunately, one fly lands in each of the three drinks.

Englishman: I’m not drinking that! I’m buying another.

Scotsman: I’ll take it out and drink it, I’m not bothered. Both the Englishman and the Scotsman look at the Irishman as he puts his hand into his pint glass and picks up the fly.