An odd addition in a list that includes William Shakespeare and Noel Coward, Paul Merton, the comedian, is best known for his long-standing contribution to 'Have I Got News For You' which showcases his quick-fire wit spectacularly.

One of his finest quotes is: "I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. If they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?"