'The Pink Panther' - It was a mistake to try and follow in Peter Sellers' footsteps? That didn't stop the simpletons behind 'The Pink Panther' (will Steve Martin ever make a decent film again?) 'Little Man, 'Poseidon', 'The Shaggy Dog' and 'The Wicker Man' make up the numbers. Nicolas Cage's remake of the 1973 Brit classic has been slated worldwide.