Her slanderous days battling it out with Jordan - when she was convinced that she was going to be the queen of glamour girls in Britain - was a futile fight. But it appears to have affected the Essex girl's memory. She said: "I've got so much more style than Jordan. I just don't go out in bra and knickers and I don't think I dress like a tart."

As Jodie is really quite talentless her whole sense of being rests on her image and sexuality. A precarious business for anyone!