'Riders' these days just ain't what they used to be. And this is how they used to be.

Van Halen once requested a bowl of M&Ms (with all the brown ones removed), 40 assorted man-sized sandwiches (not soggy), bottle of tequila - the best you've got!, a bottle of Grand Marnier, a bottle of Cointreau, a bottle of Jack Daniels and a bottle of Bacardi.