Ford Thunderbird
Thelma and Louise may have thought that a 1966 Ford Thunderbird Convertible would be perfectly suited for an epic road trip across deserts and through fences.
But when the cops corner you next to a ravine, something that takes less than 10 seconds to reach 60mph would be preferable. Despite its flaws, the sheer size makes this a classic ode to personal luxury - it's a classic road trip car and holds the title for having the best ever swansong of any screen automobile.