Chances of coming out alive: 4/10

If you've ever wanted to go to Moscow there might actually be more things to do other than drinking vodka in the snow. You can fly a real, fully operational MiG fighter jet and put the Pentagon on red alert with your antics.

Joking around in a genocide machine will probably get you shot down, leaving your holiday in tatters, but sometimes you just "feel the need... the need for speed!"