Lee Stafford
Price:£1,925
Bung London stylist Lee Stafford a wedge just shy of two grand, and he'll trim your missus' barnet for her - and throw in champers, hors d'ouvre and a follow-up trim. "They call me 'The Pied Piper of Nutters' but I'd say I'm just an Essex boy who likes to do a bit of hair," he says. Surprisingly, he gets lots of work.