Maybach Excelero
Just looking at this monster is enough to make you feel two fangs scratching hungrily at your neck. Dracula in automotive form, this thing is also rich, posh, elusive and barking mad. Never seen in daylight, reports of batlike wings, garlic repellent paint and the ability to transform into fog are as yet unconfirmed. Decent fuel economy considering it runs exclusively on the blood of buxom virgins but it suffers from a complete inability to go anywhere near a crossroad.