- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
- Erma Bombeck on Parenting
- No fathers or mothers think their own children ugly.
- Miguel De Cervantes on Parenting
- No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
- Bill Cosby on Parenting
- No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan and raised an adolescent.
- Marcelene Cox on Parenting
- No, I've never wanted kids. But I do read about parenting a lot.
- Fiona Apple on Parenting
- Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.
- Garrison Keillor on Parenting
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