- Man, coaching is a hard job, and it requires a lot of time... I hear stories from coaches who tell me that players call them in the middle of the night not knowing where they parked their car.
- Joe Montana on Car
- Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven.
- Edward De Bono on Car
- Many kids come out of college, they have a credit card and a diploma. They don't know how to buy a house or a car or health insurance or life insurance. They do not know basic microeconomics.
- Jesse Jackson on Car
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck on Car
- Mass transportation is doomed to failure in North America because a person's car is the only place where he can be alone and think.
- Marshall McLuhan on Car
- Mayors could never get away with the kind of nonsense that goes on in Washington. In our world, you either picked up the trash or you didn't. You either moved an abandoned car or you didn't. You either filled a pothole or you didn't. That's what we do every day. And we know how to get this stuff done.
- Michael Nutter on Car
- Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
- Will Durst on Car
- More books, more racing and more foolishness with cars and motorcycles are in the works.
- Brock Yates on Car
- Most of us would never consider getting our car repaired without first receiving an estimate of the charges, but this is exactly what we do when we need to go to a hospital for treatment.
- Dan Lipinski on Car
- Most people have no concept of how an automatic transmission works, yet they know how to drive a car. You don't have to study physics to understand the laws of motion to drive a car. You don't have to understand any of this stuff to use Macintosh.
- Steve Jobs on Car
- Most women's pictures are as boring and as formulaic as men's pictures. In place of a car chase or a battle scene, what you get is an extreme closeup of a woman breaking down.
- Frances McDormand on Car
- My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. 'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'
- Julia Roberts on Car
- My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
- Henny Youngman on Car
- My car and my adding machine understand nothing: they are not in that line of business.
- John Searle on Car
- My dad used to love Steely Dan, the Stones, Jethro Tull and all that. There was always Steely Dan going in my dad's car, but I remember The Royal Scam in particular because it has 'Kid Charlemagne' on it.
- St. Vincent on Car
- My daughter Lila loves the smell of gasoline - she always says, 'Mummy, keep the door open,' when I'm filling up the car. I've heard it is one of the most preferred scents in the world - maybe that's something to study for my next fragrance!
- My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.
- Larry Hagman on Car
- My dream car would be a Maserati. That would be amazing.
- Jordana Brewster on Car
- My first car was a 1976 Toyota Corolla Liftback in red, like the one in 'The Blues Brothers.' I painted a Union Jack on the roof. I was absolutely in love with it until I destroyed it, which broke my heart!
- Richard Hammond on Car
- My first car was a motorcycle.
- Adam Carolla on Car
- My first car was an '84 Ford Taurus. It caught on fire from me trying to change the fuel pump, so that wasn't good at all. Dried leaves on the ground while I was trying to change the fuel pump. Don't do that. Do it on concrete.
- My first car, I got it in an auction at my temple. It was an '86 Volvo that I got for 500 bucks, and then wound up throwing $10,000 into the stereo system and put TVs in the foot rests. It was the most ridiculous Volvo you'd ever seen, but I had never had money before and I was out of my mind.
- Shia LaBeouf on Car
- My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
- Jeff Foxworthy on Car
- My health is wonderful. I work out. I'm working. Playing music. I have a beautiful wife, a nice home, a nice car, I got money in the bank. I got three beautiful dogs that love me. Like I said, I'm blessed. I survived.
- Steven Adler on Car
- My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
- Erma Bombeck on Car
- My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
- My mother gave me this book called Feature Films at Used Car Prices by a guy named Rick Schmidt. I gotta credit the guy, cuz he gave me the most practical advice. It empowers you.
- Vin Diesel on Car
- My mother is a big believer in being responsible for your own happiness. She always talked about finding joy in small moments and insisted that we stop and take in the beauty of an ordinary day. When I stop the car to make my kids really see a sunset, I hear my mother's voice and smile.
- Jennifer Garner on Car
- My mother was determined to make us independent. When I was four years old, she stopped the car a few miles from our house and made me find my own way home across the fields. I got hopelessly lost.
- Richard Branson on Car
- My next adventure will be being in a car with Mischa at the wheel.
- Rachel Bilson on Car
- My parents were what I like to call proper musical fans. Lots of Sondheim was played in the car.
- Daniel Radcliffe on Car
- My sporting hero was Drazen Petrovic, the NBA basketball player, who was killed in a car accident in 1993. He was a good friend, an unbelievable player, and I dedicated my Wimbledon win to him.
- Goran Ivanisevic on Car
- My very best friend died in a car accident when I was 16 years old. That was the hardest blow emotionally that I have ever had to endure. Suddenly, you realize tomorrow might not come. Now I live by the motto, 'Today is what I have.'
- Amber Heard on Car
- My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
- Rodney Dangerfield on Car
- My work is more about trying to ask good questions and not trying to come up with big shows. Every fashion company is doing that, every car company is doing that.
- Laurie Anderson on Car
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