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You're having a party and there is only one bottle of beer left. Do you
Become furious when someone else takes it an vow to secretly get your own back
Offer to share it with everyone so each person gets a dribble
Grab it and down it in one
Leave it, but complain that Big Brother doesn't give you enough booze
