Porn star loses his touch

Ageing porn star Ron Jeremy has been trying his luck with fellow Farm contestants Emma Noble and Emma B with absolutely no success.

11:58 13 May 2005

Ageing porn star Ron Jeremy has been trying his luck with fellow Farm contestants Emma Noble and Emma B with absolutely no success.

Randy Ron, who has starred in more than 1,600 adult films, first tried to convince blonde stunner Emma Noble to let him give her a back massage.

When the former lover of James Major understandably rejected the offer, he tried to persuade leggy model Emma B of the power of his healing hands.

The girls managed to escape, but later found themselves once again the target of the porn king's ogling when he sprung them having a shower.

In what was their first chance to wash since arriving on the Five reality telly show, the two girls stripped down to their bikinis to lather up.

But no sooner had they grabbed the soap than they were forced to cover up when the ever helpful Ron came in and offered to help them out.

Predictably, Ron soon found himself showering alone, with not a babe in sight.