Middlemissing out again

Geordie celebrity love islander Jayne Middlemiss has announced yet again that she wants to go home - but this time because she has been jilted.

12:25 20 May 2005

Geordie celebrity love islander Jayne Middlemiss has announced yet again that she wants to go home - but this time because she has been jilted.

The 34-year-old telly presenter was in floods of tears only hours into the show but seemed to have recovered enough for some serious flirting with Lee Sharpe.

When he wandered off in the direction of glamour girl Abi Titmuss last night, however, Jayne started blubbing once again.

"I don't like people here lying and I look like a **** on TV and I don't want to do this any more," she whined.

Admitting she did fancy Lee, she said: "My feelings are being played with and I didn't want this."

On the other side of paradise, however, the former Manchester United player seemed oblivious to the upset he had caused as he wandered into the bedroom with Abi.

But things are never simple in the world of celebrity, and the blonde bombshell was this morning making crooning noises at model Calum Best.

And needless to say, he responded well, suggesting a saucy session in the not entirely originally named Love Shack.

"I'd be comfortable going in that Love Shack place," he murmured, as Abi replied, "Me too."