Michelle the green-eyed monster

Michelle has confronted temptress Shell over her fears that the blonde graduate is attempting to steal her man.

17:02 18 July 2004

Michelle has confronted temptress Shell over her fears that the blonde graduate is attempting to steal her man.

But Shell insisted that the relationship is purely an innocent one after she called upon Stuart to help her bake some bread.

Michelle question, tongue in cheek: "Why are you pinching my boy away to make bread?"

"I've finished now, honest chick," said a slightly flustered Shell.

"Every time I come to find him he's making bread with you," stated the clingy Michelle.

"It's just bread and it's all finished...all finished," responded Shell.

But no sooner was the bread episode forgotten than Michelle was telling off her boyfriend for having spent too much time exercising and not enough with her.

There was more jealousy in the air when Stu remarked that girls look better at university balls than boys.

"You'll look prettier," he added hastily when Michelle began to wail.

"I know, but you might look at them pretty girls!" cried Michelle.

"Will you only look at me?!"