17:47 13 February 2008
Top glamour models have been speaking out all week and offering us lads a helping hand for Valentine's Day.
With their tips we might just survive this, the most romantic time of year.
Check what the UK's most alluring ladies have to say when it comes to satisfying your girl on Valentine's.
Lucy Pinder
Stunning Lucy covers the basics for us stating that, "As long as you remember it's Valentine's Day, you can't really go wrong. It doesn't matter if you haven't got a lot of money, what counts is putting some thought behind what you're going to do for your girl." So maybe there is hope for us all?
She added that throwing money at your lady won't help at all stressing that this is about forethought and not the size of your wallet.
If you don't have any cash, a romantic homemade CD of her favourite songs could be the answer as it shows you take an interest in her and have put the effort in.
Danielle Lloyd
Dani's advice is "If your partner says she doesn't want anything for Valentine's Day, take no notice." Not only useful to know but another example of how women never tell us men the whole truth.
Hundreds if not thousands of each men each year fall into the trap of thinking their woman is being sincere and find themselves in the doghouse for the next 12 months. Don't make this mistake, at least get her a card.
Speaking of cards Dani added "Even choosing the right card with the right verse inside is important. Men don't usually bother to look - take the extra time to do that and she'll appreciate it".
Malene Espenson
Sexy Malene gives us yet more help letting us know what not to do. She says, "Two big no-nos are don't come home late, and don't fall asleep as there's a big night ahead of you!"
She believes that huge spending is not the way to go either which we all find comforting. A single pink rose will do her fine but be warned, she adds "But if you're going to spend money, then spend it on things she'll like - pots and pans or a vacuum cleaner are not romantic!"
"Try to be imaginative. An ex once made me a scrapbook of all our pictures taken together over the years, which I thought was really sweet. It's all about the romance, not the wallet."
Chantelle Houghton
The buxom Big Bro beauty has a few final tips for us. She tells us "The best way to seduce a woman is with the classics - red roses, nice underwear and chocolates."
She added that a sure fire hit is to spread candles and flowers all across the house and to treat your special lady like a princess. Having a bath run and dinner ready for when she gets home and doing your own ironing that night will all go down a treat.
As for stuffed animals? Chantelle covers that too, "Cuddly toys are nice, but under no circumstances buy a toy devil with the words horny devil on it. Follow this advice and you'll be a master of seduction."
Source: The Daily Star